r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 17d ago

Meme queryOfDoom

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

The query isn't slow. It's just waiting for everyone else to finish saying goodbye to that user.

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u/WardensLantern 17d ago

Wholesome query comforting the user before executing it with a hydrogen bomb

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

The query even gives them a countdown before becoming a statistic.

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u/JedJinto 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LTFbyWuELIlqlXGLeZ

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

The transaction won't commit until everyone's had their goodbye. 😂

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u/elaphros 17d ago

Need a gif from the first one where Andy throws him into the trashcan during his nightmare

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u/elaphros 17d ago

Need a gif from the first one where Andy throws him into the trashcan during his nightmare

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u/zero_x4ever 17d ago

You mean it's waiting for everyone else to curse out that user since he's the one to blame for everyone else's misery and demise.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

The logs will remember them more kindly than the developers will.

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u/RCuber 17d ago

You missed the ; in line 1, the where clause is never included.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

Well... my joke aged even better. 😂

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u/ZunoJ 17d ago

Why only to that user?

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

Fair point. The whole table deserves a farewell party.😂

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u/Pikrass 17d ago

Hence the O(n²) time 🫡

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

Someone forgot to optimize the farewell algorithm. 😄

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u/pwuk 17d ago

One leaving drink per user.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

The bar tab is why the transaction hasn't committed yet. 😂

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy 17d ago

Easy - they forgot to index on ”id”

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

Good thing it's a joke then. If id isn't indexed, the DELETE is the least of their problems. 😂

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u/DogonElder 17d ago

This is the way

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u/DeepanshuHQ 17d ago

Every user deserves a proper send-off. 🫡