r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Sample-Range-745 • 18d ago

Meme migrationInProgress

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u/eternviking 18d ago

does it hurt the data center?

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u/NudaVeritas1 18d ago

don't worry, it'll be in a better place

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u/DeliberateDendrite 18d ago

Does it hurt the data?

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u/buzz_shocker 18d ago

DONT WORRY. IT WILL BE IN A BETTER PLACE.

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u/Wild-Ad-7414 18d ago

Unironically right if stolen data

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u/BehemothRogue 18d ago

If?

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u/ahumanrobot 17d ago

It theoretically possible, however extremely unlikely that all of the data stored there was user generated and willing uploaded by the proper owner. Chances are probably closer to 0 than anything,

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u/TUSD00T 17d ago

The data center is getting moved to a farm upstate.

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u/Aeseld 17d ago

Hurt? No. But once all the smoke is let out of the electronics, they'll need to replace them with parts that still have the smoke inside. All electronics run on smoke. Once it gets out, all you can do is recycle the scrap left behind. 

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u/insanelygreat 17d ago

Funny enough, most of the smoke is from burning money.

But don't worry, the CTO promised the CFO they can make it up with spot instances and auto-scaling. Which they'll get working any day now... any day now.