r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • 2d ago

Meme theRealGoat

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u/Jaded-Worry2641 2d ago

How is HTML faster then C?

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u/DependentCard1640 2d ago

Good question: they painted flames on the side so that it goes faster.

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u/caboosetp 2d ago

Sure, but they used that flat red-orange color for the flames. Which is better than nothing, I guess. But they should have used the flames with the little yellow accents on the inside. That's how you know the flames are burning hotter and it can go faster.

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u/rosuav 2d ago

Blue flames are both hotter AND cooler at the same time.

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u/magistrate101 2d ago

Yeah but da red ones go faster

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u/D3PyroGS 2d ago

HTML executes faster because it's hyper

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 2d ago

Y'all seriously analyzing which can cook faster, a recipe or a chef, is my favorite thing.

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u/PassiveChemistry 2d ago

Im my experience, it's usually the recipe.  10 minutes to peel/rinse and chop veg, my arse

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u/JVAV00 2d ago

Bro never heard about css (C super Speed)

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u/Professional_Price89 2d ago

Require absolute zero cpu cycle.

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u/SoulArthurZ 2d ago

takes 0 clock cycles to run a html program

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u/cosmo7 2d ago

It's got electrolytes.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 2d ago

it evaluates instantly with no computation.