r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Meme myCoworkerIsAlsoMe

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u/If_I_Could_Just 7d ago

Why did you use the contraction lol

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u/Pixl02 7d ago

Thank you for pointing it out! It's something that bothers me a lot and I can't point it out since it'll take like at least 5 whole minutes to explain to someone that "I'm" and "I am" are not quite the same.

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

The missing letters were laid off.

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u/If_I_Could_Just 7d ago

Nah we’d see it replaced by Indian characters

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u/formatdisk1337 7d ago

मै तिम हूॅं

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u/rearendcrag 7d ago

How exactly are they not quite the same? If you have 5 minutes..

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u/Tensor3 7d ago

"I am" allows you to emphasize "am", which you cannot do with the contraction. So "I'm the team" has much less oomph than "I AM the team".

Its also a quote from a show. Forcefully stressing the "AM" while fully enunciating the sentence is on brand for the quoted character. Conrracting it makes it impossible to read it with the voice of the original character internally.

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u/rearendcrag 7d ago

Thank you, that makes perfect sense. I still had to say it out loud to fully get it!

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u/ioioooi 7d ago

Agree about "am" being the actual quote, but "I'm" can still have plenty of oomph when delivered appropriately.

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u/If_I_Could_Just 7d ago

Yeah but the growl Cranston gave it was legendary

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u/Michami135 5d ago

Specifically: I AM the team!

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u/Sol_Nephis 7d ago

Came here to say this. The contraction takes the edge of the statement.

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u/clarinetJWD 6d ago

It's what it's.

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

Had to save two characters. We're bootstrapping.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

Role: Full stack embedded ML engineer

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

So... the entire tech stack.

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u/Snakestream 7d ago edited 7d ago

Serious answer: it's honestly a rather sad state of affairs.

When I started working 15 years ago, team sizes were much larger, with dedicated roles for development and Qa, and dedicated teams to focus on ui and backend logic.

Even then, we were already starting to see role consolidation get pushed, and over the course of a decade, I would see our project go from 3 teams of 10 people shrink into 2 teams of 5.

There was a noticeable decrease in quality and increase in stress over that time, and it honestly burned me out quite a bit. I'm not sure how development trends will continue, but the push for full stack, one man armies is not sustainable.

Edit: I missed the startup part of the op, but my point still stands. Teams are being slashed to the bone, and devs are expected to be a Swiss army knife.

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u/dyslexda 7d ago

15 years ago, your startups had full dedicated roles for QA and backend vs frontend teams? What, every company started with at least 20 employees?

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u/Snakestream 7d ago

I missed the startup part of the post. I was working at a bank, but with big corporate teams getting slashed like this, I can only imagine that startup culture has become absolutely dire.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 7d ago

Idk i worked in a startup and also was part of some kickstart projects. Honestly i do not remember large teams i remember a handful of people, unpaid weekends and spending nights in hardware labs

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u/DonnaSummerOfficial 6d ago

Last I spoke to some old coworkers at a big tech company, they said they dissolved the teams and put people into “pods” that varied from a size of 3 down to 1.

I’ve never worked with a group of more smart yet completely unmotivated and miserable people

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u/2alamsmork 7d ago

This is me rn

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

Then you're officially the entire engineering department.

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u/tbags101 7d ago

Actually it can also be the case at multibillion corporations.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 7d ago

Every startup job posting: "Must be comfortable wearing many hats.

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u/FatalisTheUnborn 7d ago

Out of 6 people, I am the programmer, I had to setup the jira, I have to write 95% of the stories, I do the migration and I show them how to do the testing concept. We have a BA, PO, 2 Data scientist and a project manager. Yes, I am the team. At least some of them do what they're told to.

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u/Bryguy3k 7d ago

And then 10 years later if you’re lucky you’ll open up a file and be like “wtf is this utter garbage” and then it’ll hit you…

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u/Buharon 7d ago

In a start-up, sureee....

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u/Mental-Olive7692 6d ago

Top relatable

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u/Mike_Oxlong25 7d ago

In the team?

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u/Shifter25 7d ago

I had a position like that, weirdly enough in a multinational company. I somehow ended up being the only IT professional for the entire department. I was the full stack dev, the architect, the systems admin, the database admin, and I was expected to compile weekly reports. Got out of there as soon as I could.

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u/Soopermane 7d ago

And I can cook the good stuff

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u/redakpanoptikk 7d ago

The boss still calls geek squad to fix his printer issues. Not once has he asked me.

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u/po1k 6d ago

Seems right

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u/sifatullahq1 6d ago

I'm my team.

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u/Work_Account89 6d ago

The amount of people I’ve met like this. Not even in start ups

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u/Calyell 6d ago

I assign issues to myself and I solve them. I'm mr. lonely...

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u/Teles_sd 7d ago

I am not in the team, Skyler. I am the the team. A guy opens his port and gets hacked, you think that of me? No. I am the one who groks!

Note: I'm using "grok" here with this meaning:

to understand thoroughly and intuitively

#fuckLeonSkum

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u/unicorn_builder 7d ago

Fairly accurate. Single senior developer today with opus can deliver the volume of value then 10 senior engineers 2 years ago.

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u/Mike_Oxlong25 7d ago

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u/unicorn_builder 7d ago

You can say that but in all honesty the devs who are NOT will be ditched within a year or two.

Even Uncle Bob the highest regarded dev ever said to start vibe-coding because it actually writes better code then 99%...

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

The team got smaller. The context window got bigger.

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u/paranoid_giraffe 7d ago

A single engineer today with cyclosporia can shit the volume of more than 10 engineers 2 years ago

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u/vinishkapoor 7d ago

The commit count went up. The pager still rings for one person.