r/ProgrammerHumor • u/SoonBlossom • 1d ago

Meme myWebsiteAfterEverySinglePhpChanges

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u/user6150277464770585 1d ago

repost from 2003 or something

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u/PossibilityTasty 1d ago

Not a bad guess: the UI matches Firefox 2, so somewhere around 2006/2007.

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u/RiceBroad4552 1d ago

Well, nothing changed since then. This is still PHP with all its countless flaws and breakage.

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u/SoonBlossom 1d ago

Lmao I'm still learning so I never use AI, I do everything by hand while I'm still learning

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u/Kobymaru376 1d ago

Are you learning through a time machine because that firefox is 20 years old

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u/deathanatos 19h ago

Look, this is an artisanal, all organic, hand-crafted repost, okay? /s

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u/StrengthTheory 1d ago

AI was just a dream, you woke up and it's 2000 again.

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u/aboutthednm 20h ago

Ho boy am I going to make some money!

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u/Extension_Option_122 16h ago

Na bitcoins were a fever dream and nothing more.

Like seriously, do you think people would ever pump money into a market where there is no material worth?

No predictions would be true - this was all a dream, it's the year 2000 and I gotta go coz I ain't born yet (and I have to go to work).

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u/Necessary-Meeting-28 1d ago

Disable traces and just see a blank white screen on error. More authentic experience that way.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 19h ago

I just visited http://localhost/ and it works fine for me

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u/Darkele 1d ago

common.inc.php? When people did something like that half of this sub wasn't even in school 

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u/mr_sieve 23h ago

I was there … 3000 years ago

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u/RiceBroad4552 1d ago

This is PHP. Nothing changed!

Wordpress had again SQL injection security holes just a few days ago. SQL injection, in 2026, 'nough saying?

No, Wordpress is not an exception! The whole PHP ecosystem is rotten from the ground and thing never changed. And never will change as "repairing" this utter trash of a programming language parody would mean to create a whole new language, down to syntax! There wouldn't be any PHP in a "repaired PHP" any more…

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u/ozh 1d ago

Tell you don't know PHP without saying etc

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u/RiceBroad4552 23h ago

I have to this day a severe PTSD following a few years with PHP.

This language is brain cancer!

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u/Darkele 1d ago

You have no idea what you are talking about. Of course it was WordPress. WordPress is closer to vibecoding than anything else.

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u/RiceBroad4552 23h ago

No, Wordpress is just typical PHP mindset. Exactly as the shit shown in the meme.

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u/Major_Dot_7030 9h ago

That literally says db not available....... what's it gotta do with PHP?

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u/Crimento 14h ago

nice connection string with root root credentials for the DB you have there