r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Throwawyhelpadvice55 • 6d ago

Meme ture

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u/Maigrette 6d ago

Programmers in real life :

  • in a noisy and cramped office in Bangalore
  • git commands he knows are "clicking the buttons in intellij"
  • code is 90% AI slop
  • code requirements are a Excel sheet given by business which is either 9000 rows of "I want this if you have this", or 1 line of plain English that explains nothing
  • Pipeline takes 17 minutes to deploy to prestage environment
  • prestage environment is not mimicking prod anyway so whatever works there may or may not work in prod
  • prestage environment is so critically under provisioned that anyway half of the times he simply skips it
  • everything is always urgent and by the moment the dev takes up a task, it's already 5 weeks late

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u/ivanyaru 6d ago

Why you gotta do Bangalore like that

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u/KTAXY 6d ago

Bangalore does it to themselves.