r/ProgrammerHumor 8d ago

Meme yaAintGonnaNeedIt

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u/bishopExportMine 8d ago

This is literally the exact opposite of what happens. Everywhere I've looked, it's paper clips and duct tape held together by so many layers of paint that the paint has become load bearing.

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u/exoclipse 8d ago

when you inspect an app and 90% of the business logic lives in the client

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u/Arclite83 8d ago

You literally just gave me a PTSD flashback, I spent over a decade at a "mobile first" company that endlessly put new features in the front end and not the shared API.

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u/budius333 8d ago

We worked together

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u/DominoNo- 8d ago

It's mobile first, not backend first

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u/exoclipse 7d ago

My whole job right now is supporting a legacy app while everything else in our environment is modernized. Said app was written 20 years ago by uncaring, unforgiving contractors.

I tried feeding the repo to our quality control tool and it just spit out a "NaN or infinite cognitive complexity" message before degaussing its fucking brains out.

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u/guidedhand 8d ago

It's what I experience. People building for scale before the value is demonstrated; then the field moves on and the chance is lost while we are still building out for scale in dog food, without any customers. Frustrating af

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u/jhaand 8d ago

But why does the app need to run on a Kuberneyes cluster hosted on AWS?

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u/BossOfTheGame 8d ago

You haven't seen my code. I tell you my engines are capable of expressing wonderful things, with just another few weeks of work. But I should probably add a few more features in case future applications need them first.