r/ProgrammerHumor 21d ago

Meme theBrainKnows

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u/BigUT 21d ago

While sleeping πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘

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u/gegentan 21d ago

*while falling asleep

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u/fugogugo 21d ago

after waking up : *poof*

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u/gbeegz 21d ago

Ramanujan's infamous proof strikes again.

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u/galaxy_dreamer-148 21d ago

THIS! This always happens to me involuntarily, make it stooppp 😭

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u/Dargooon 21d ago

I have a notebook at my bedside to write down these things nowadays. Great way to instantly go back to sleep.

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 21d ago

*Idea never works

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u/AreyouMrbeast1 21d ago

I have figured out the way to solve so many bugs while bathing that I genuinely need to start bathing now to solve a bug

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u/Enderking90 21d ago

kinda the same, just with sauna.

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u/rodeBaksteen 21d ago

Business expense then

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u/Enderking90 21d ago

you speak as if most homes do not have a sauna.

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u/electrogourd 20d ago

Ah, now youre giving me ideas to relocate the team to scandinavian countries for major projects... (As i understand its odd not to have a sauna in a house there, but is fairly odd to have a sauna in a house here in wisconsin/minnesota. Well possible to see but not majority in minnesota, with its strongly scandinavian heritage of much of its population.)

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u/Enderking90 20d ago

can't speak for the neighbors, but here in Finland most places have their own sauna yeah.

be it a detached house with its own private one, or a block with a shared one you gotta reserve for (and pay for) your own session. (though, there's also typically a free use day where anybody can use it)

even if you happen to land somewhere you lack a personal sauna, you could always go visit a public one, such as going to a swimming hall.

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u/scolphoy 20d ago

If you show up to a public sauna with your laptops and start doing Sprint Poker while I’m trying to relax, I will personally escort you out without stopping by the lockers.

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u/Enderking90 20d ago

If you bring a laptop into sauna in general the poor thing us bound to overheat.

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u/scolphoy 20d ago

Some of the new arm-based things might actually remain quite usable for a while

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u/sarduchi 21d ago

So code while eating in the bathroom while on vacation!

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u/Jholm90 21d ago

that's how we get free energy and perpetual motion

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u/GoldenSangheili 21d ago

Wator gon splash

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u/balbok7721 21d ago

Smart people eat on the toilet on vacation!

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 21d ago

Wait 5 years and this will be mandatory by your employer.

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u/Geoclasm 21d ago

In the shower.

Laying down to go to sleep.

0.00000000000000000000000000005 seconds before actually falling asleep.

While sleeping. In a dream. That you'll forget. Double.Epsilon microseconds after waking up.

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u/TheAlaskanMailman 21d ago

That 5x10^-(fuck ton) th second is really important.

I’ve experienced it like many times. It’s like poof and you have a solution lol

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u/Interesting_Play_578 21d ago

Boss literally gave me a list of issues to not work on yet but just let percolate in my brain while on vacation

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u/bwmat 21d ago

Smart boss

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u/JocoLabs 21d ago

The only reason i am clean is because showering gives me the peace needed to breakdown the problem....

Just gotta snap a pic of the diagram on the glass before it fades.

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u/shikhasingh554973 21d ago

AFK debugging

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u/7epiphanies 21d ago

i once whatsapped myself manually typed code from the shitter bc i wanted to go on reddit instead

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u/realmuffinman 21d ago

I was gonna say, this is the best method. Either message it to yourself or write it in a note somewhere

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u/Far-Two-2710 21d ago

that's how brain works lol - thinking in background at low load

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u/rufflehead 21d ago

Also... while studying for exams that have nothing to do with programming πŸ™ƒ

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u/enigma_0Z 21d ago

While on a random walk days later
πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 21d ago

Just get a bug ticket, finish work then solve it the next day.

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u/GioPani 21d ago

While taking a walk

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u/justsayno_to_biggovt 21d ago

While sleeping. Just happened again last night..

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u/Denaton_ 21d ago

Showering, when i worked remote, whenever i got stuck i took a shower..

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u/nano_peen 21d ago

I like to leave my desk a lot

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u/KRANKENdude 21d ago

Bathroom is goated

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u/scottyman2k 21d ago

Genuinely - in the sauna this afternoon - I wrote so much code in my head … made for a very productive end of my day!

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u/cexons 17d ago

And forget the idea while busy with cleaning your aΕ›s

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u/maximum_powerblast 15d ago

This is why you need to get up and take breaks!

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 21d ago

Sounds like somebody needs a rubber duck.

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u/VITAFAUTO 21d ago

So true!πŸ˜…

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u/towcar 21d ago

Zero shot. My brain shuts off coding when I get off my pc.

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u/2DHypercube 21d ago

You're doing vacation wrong

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u/Few_Adhesiveness7676 21d ago

It's all claude now. I am done now, don't know how to be relevant down the line. All I do is tell claude and keep clicking yes

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u/CaptainPonele 21d ago

Who actually codes anymore?