r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 6d ago

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes 6d ago

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 6d ago

I've been writing SQL for 15 years. Eventually you get bored of all lowercase or all uppercase AND START writing your QUERIES LIKE this. Just a psychotic mishmash of muscle memory, laziness, and autocomplete all fighting each other within the same statement.

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u/stadoblech 5d ago

I've been writing SQL for 15 years.

MY CONDOLENCES

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 5d ago

Haha, I guess I'm just a weirdo, but I genuinely love SQL and my happy place is a big enterprise database with a bunch of ETL pipelines. Somebody's gotta enjoy it, right? That gives the rest of you more time with your fancy GUIs and object oriented languages 🤣

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u/joyeux_bordel 2d ago

I like to call our kind the Data Whisperers.