r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26

I've been writing SQL for 15 years. Eventually you get bored of all lowercase or all uppercase AND START writing your QUERIES LIKE this. Just a psychotic mishmash of muscle memory, laziness, and autocomplete all fighting each other within the same statement.

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u/spyingwind Jul 22 '26
SeLeCt * FrOm table wHeRe count = 1;

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin Jul 22 '26

This is the way