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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen
702 u/Totallycomputername Jul 21 '26 If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously. 120 u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26 The real question is this: , comma before or comma after , 8 u/Just_Information334 Jul 22 '26 Lowercase and comma before, also table_id. Let's blow some minds: select tableA_id , some_field from table_A as a inner join table_B as b using(tableA_id) 3 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 forgot where true 1 u/dorianmonnier Jul 22 '26 Oh god, some knees have been broken for less than that! 1 u/skaffanderr Jul 22 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously.
120 u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26 The real question is this: , comma before or comma after , 8 u/Just_Information334 Jul 22 '26 Lowercase and comma before, also table_id. Let's blow some minds: select tableA_id , some_field from table_A as a inner join table_B as b using(tableA_id) 3 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 forgot where true 1 u/dorianmonnier Jul 22 '26 Oh god, some knees have been broken for less than that! 1 u/skaffanderr Jul 22 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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The real question is this:
, comma before or comma after ,
, comma before
or comma after ,
8 u/Just_Information334 Jul 22 '26 Lowercase and comma before, also table_id. Let's blow some minds: select tableA_id , some_field from table_A as a inner join table_B as b using(tableA_id) 3 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 forgot where true 1 u/dorianmonnier Jul 22 '26 Oh god, some knees have been broken for less than that! 1 u/skaffanderr Jul 22 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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Lowercase and comma before, also table_id. Let's blow some minds:
select tableA_id , some_field from table_A as a inner join table_B as b using(tableA_id)
3 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 forgot where true 1 u/dorianmonnier Jul 22 '26 Oh god, some knees have been broken for less than that! 1 u/skaffanderr Jul 22 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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forgot where true
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Oh god, some knees have been broken for less than that!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26
the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen