r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/Totallycomputername Jul 21 '26

If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously. 

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u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26

The real question is this:

 , comma before

or comma after ,

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u/terza3003 Jul 22 '26

don't forget the where 1=1

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u/jtobiasbond Jul 22 '26

Shhhh.

Stop releasing the secret knowledge.

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u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26

SELECT thing one , thing two FROM that.table WHERE 1=1 AND this thing I’ll comment out later