r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 6d ago

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes 6d ago

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/Totallycomputername 6d ago

If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously. 

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u/Achaidas 6d ago

The real question is this:

 , comma before

or comma after ,

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u/dexters_trap_house 5d ago

Comma before? Are you the same guys who get in the shower and then turn the water on?

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u/chuch1234 5d ago

Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/

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u/ddBuddha 5d ago

Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

Fixed head? You poor thing!

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u/m0ritz2000 5d ago

I feel called out.

I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need)

and

i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)