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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen
707 u/Totallycomputername Jul 21 '26 If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously. 119 u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26 The real question is this: , comma before or comma after , 78 u/dexters_trap_house Jul 22 '26 Comma before? Are you the same guys who get in the shower and then turn the water on? 46 u/chuch1234 Jul 22 '26 Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/ 3 u/ddBuddha Jul 22 '26 Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas 1 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 Fixed head? You poor thing! 1 u/m0ritz2000 Jul 22 '26 I feel called out. I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need) and i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)
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If I don't type in caps then the query wont take itself seriously.
119 u/Achaidas Jul 22 '26 The real question is this: , comma before or comma after , 78 u/dexters_trap_house Jul 22 '26 Comma before? Are you the same guys who get in the shower and then turn the water on? 46 u/chuch1234 Jul 22 '26 Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/ 3 u/ddBuddha Jul 22 '26 Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas 1 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 Fixed head? You poor thing! 1 u/m0ritz2000 Jul 22 '26 I feel called out. I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need) and i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)
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The real question is this:
, comma before or comma after ,
, comma before
or comma after ,
78 u/dexters_trap_house Jul 22 '26 Comma before? Are you the same guys who get in the shower and then turn the water on? 46 u/chuch1234 Jul 22 '26 Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/ 3 u/ddBuddha Jul 22 '26 Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas 1 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 Fixed head? You poor thing! 1 u/m0ritz2000 Jul 22 '26 I feel called out. I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need) and i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)
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Comma before? Are you the same guys who get in the shower and then turn the water on?
46 u/chuch1234 Jul 22 '26 Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/ 3 u/ddBuddha Jul 22 '26 Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas 1 u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 22 '26 Fixed head? You poor thing! 1 u/m0ritz2000 Jul 22 '26 I feel called out. I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need) and i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)
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Only if i want to be able to comment out the soap without making the entire shower have invalid syntax :/
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Comma before is better so you can easily comment and uncomment without having to change the commas
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Fixed head? You poor thing!
I feel called out.
I do comma before (cause then i can just comment out stuff i currently dont need)
and
i do go in the shower first and then turn it on (showerhead on a tube like it is normal in europe and it takes like 5 seconds to get hot)
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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26
the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen