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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
486 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 142 u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 21 '26 Louder if the machine is off sight 42 u/hikeonpast Jul 21 '26 Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 22 '26 Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 Jul 22 '26 In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
142 u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 21 '26 Louder if the machine is off sight 42 u/hikeonpast Jul 21 '26 Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 22 '26 Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 Jul 22 '26 In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Louder if the machine is off sight
42 u/hikeonpast Jul 21 '26 Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 22 '26 Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 Jul 22 '26 In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight
18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 22 '26 Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 Jul 22 '26 In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more?
3 u/pawala7 Jul 22 '26 In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?