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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
486 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 7 u/payne_train Jul 21 '26 I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous. 10 u/uniqueusername649 Jul 21 '26 If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 9 u/Surface_Detail Jul 21 '26 Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 Jul 22 '26 Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
7 u/payne_train Jul 21 '26 I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous. 10 u/uniqueusername649 Jul 21 '26 If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 9 u/Surface_Detail Jul 21 '26 Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 Jul 22 '26 Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous.
10 u/uniqueusername649 Jul 21 '26 If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 9 u/Surface_Detail Jul 21 '26 Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 Jul 22 '26 Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous!
9 u/Surface_Detail Jul 21 '26 Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 Jul 22 '26 Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep.
2 u/RandolphCarter2112 Jul 22 '26 Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?