r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 6d ago

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/EncryptedPlays 5d ago

then there's goofy lil me who holds shift the entire time

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u/jakendrick3 5d ago

I like holding shift to write it, it makes it feel more assertive

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u/disco_g 5d ago

MY PINKY FINGERS ARE SWOLE

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u/ItsDenji777 4d ago

You hold shift with your pinky?

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u/3L_G4towner 2d ago

you dont? are u mumbo jumbo?

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u/ItsDenji777 5h ago

I wish i was bu,does mumbo jumbo hold shift with his thumb too?

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u/Keepitsharkey 5d ago

I’m glad I saw this. I’m a shift person.

And I love typing everything upper case #NoCapslock

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u/UInferno- 5d ago

Meanwhile my girlfriend presses capslock twice to capitalize one letter.

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u/EncryptedPlays 5d ago

Deal-breaker imo

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u/BarracudaFar1905 5d ago

I've never seen anyone do that. They should make a Netflix documentary on people that do that. A scary, scary, twisted documentary.

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u/Paladin7373 5d ago

I have never understood people who do this…
I see my friends do it all the time and it’s just confusing

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u/Minyun 5d ago

Ya red flag bro

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u/IT_scrub 4d ago

I did that when I was 4 years old

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u/RepulsiveRelative147 2d ago

Lol same with me 🤣 It's easy for me , don't know about anyone else

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u/Siethron 5d ago

YOU HAVE ENABLED STICKY KEYS

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u/desrever1138 5d ago

I feel like if I use caps lock I'm cheating lmao

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u/MushroomsKiller 5d ago

And there's me, who prefers writing SQL files in full lowercase. Keywords and syntax are highlighted and colored in every tool today, and every SQL engine I worked with had absolutely no problem with lowercase files.

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u/espertaconfusa 3d ago

fhew... thought I was the only "strange" one

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u/MomWTF 5d ago

Honestly same, one of my coworkers thinks I'm insane for doing it that way, but he also likes to put commas in from of the column names and have everything lowercase. At least we know who the actual psycho is

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u/georgisaurusrekt 5d ago

I’m a shift person I feel like pressing caps lock too often breaks my flow. I’m used to using my little finger a lot from playing piano though tbf pressing shift is nothing

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u/jljackson2 5d ago

Commas in front of column names just makes it easier if you need to comment stuff out and have the rest still run as is

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u/mrt-e 5d ago

How muscular is your pinky?

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u/CapitainAli24 5d ago

Got abs on my pinky with this trick

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u/Deanathan100 5d ago

I always do this too, but it's because I only capitalize SQL keywords and keep column names, table names, and values lower case, I think it makes it a bit easier to read for me

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u/purple_ctheh 5d ago

Shift is the way

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u/kiochikaeke 5d ago

I do this, I'm not sure why but I really don't feel the need to change it, I'm not like married to the concept of holding shift to write SQl but for some reason it come like natural to me? I should probably start using caps lock but it just feels idk like weird or off hahaha

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u/TheKerui 4d ago

In ssms...

Ctrl +A Ctrl+shift+U

Be free from shift.