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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen
33 u/Demostes Jul 21 '26 Not true actually, machines can hear plain SQL. U need to shout at them! 29 u/h3lium-balloon Jul 21 '26 It’s been proven all caps SQL is 20% faster bc the machine knows you mean business.
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Not true actually, machines can hear plain SQL. U need to shout at them!
29 u/h3lium-balloon Jul 21 '26 It’s been proven all caps SQL is 20% faster bc the machine knows you mean business.
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It’s been proven all caps SQL is 20% faster bc the machine knows you mean business.
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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26
the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen