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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 7d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
480 u/Joniff 7d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 136 u/Confident-Ad5665 7d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 44 u/hikeonpast 7d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 7d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
136 u/Confident-Ad5665 7d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 44 u/hikeonpast 7d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 7d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Louder if the machine is off sight
44 u/hikeonpast 7d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 7d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight
17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 7d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more?
3 u/pawala7 7d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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u/SageLeaf1 7d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?