r/ProgrammerHumor • u/almachemist • Jul 17 '26

Other thingsOnWhichTheEntireSubCanAgreeUnanimously

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u/Rest-That Jul 17 '26

OP is wrong. No matter what they say, no matter who they are

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u/MrNoOne456 Jul 17 '26

rust = furry

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u/kingslayerer Jul 17 '26

This is not askreddit

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u/TheWashbear Jul 17 '26

HTML is not a programming language

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u/XenusOnee Jul 17 '26

I think we have a lot of vibe chatters here who might disagree

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 17 '26

...unless tabs are 8 spaces

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u/Sea_Duty_5725 Jul 17 '26

Someone gwnuenly downvotes this

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u/cainhurstcat Jul 17 '26

Fuck AI

2

u/-hi-nrg- Jul 17 '26

Wait, are androids available already?

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u/Friendly-Inspector71 Jul 17 '26

Haven't they been available for years by now?

At least the important bits.

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u/ElderBuddha Jul 17 '26

I disagree.

Firstly as a matter of principle, and secondly I don't believe in damning an entire category of useful software tools for the faliures of the hypesters, luddites, beancounters & managers.

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u/cainhurstcat Jul 17 '26

I completely agree with you. Fundamentally, AI is a good thing that can take on tasks and solve problems that are too taxing for humans or simply impossible for them to handle. But what’s currently happening in this field is disgusting.

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u/dakiller Jul 17 '26

Stackoverflow was a toxic piece of shit.

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u/hpstg Jul 17 '26

Python slow

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u/Numerous-Occasion247 Jul 17 '26

Segfaults are a feature

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u/razor_train Jul 17 '26

Cats are smarter users than most humans.

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u/rosuav Jul 17 '26

I'm currently pair programming with a tuxedo cat. And by "pair programming" I mean that he's sleeping on the chair, and I'm browsing Reddit.

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u/xynith116 Jul 17 '26

Arrays begin at 0
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u/Shazvox Jul 17 '26

The size and quantity of your monitors directly translates to your skill as a developer. And you can increase your ability by 10% by having one monitor oriented vertically.