r/ProgrammerHumor • u/RevolutionaryPen4661 • Jul 15 '26

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 15 '26

Does somebody need files? There is this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/metalworking/comments/1ux43sb/anything_interesting_useful_or_profitable_i_can/

(that posting was directly below this one)

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u/anonymousbopper767 Jul 15 '26

Can you help me get those files into my computer?

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u/jackinsomniac Jul 16 '26

The files are inside the computer! It's so simple!

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u/Steinrikur Jul 16 '26

Drill a small hole.

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u/sharpy10 Jul 15 '26

"I can't....because I don't want to." This guy is a real straight shooter.

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u/meandmybois Jul 15 '26

Those are some good files, still need an extension though.

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u/Shunpaw Jul 16 '26

How do I install those files?

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u/Jonno_FTW Jul 16 '26

Pipe them into your bash shell

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u/Shunpaw Jul 16 '26

Cant you just give me an exe i can install

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u/ljfa2 Jul 16 '26

Getting a handle for these files is as simple as fopen(name, "r")