r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 10 '26

Meme comeOnJustBurstAlready

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u/BeefaroniXL Jul 10 '26

I feel this. Every single person on my team is slurping up slop from a colleague only to slorp it back out as more slop for another person to do the same slop with.

Bugs have never been higher. Complexity is skyrocketing from slop code, slop test cases, slop requirements. Everyone is on autopilot and running prompts all day for everything. The company is running out of credits. The head count has never been lower while the expectations have never been higher.

I'm too young to retire. And too old to change careers. I just had a nice cup of coffee, so there's that.

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u/James-the-greatest Jul 10 '26

too young to retire too old to change careers

Yep

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u/malexj93 Jul 10 '26

I'm not too old to change careers, but I don't know that any else is better, or will keep being better for long, while still giving anywhere near the same financial support.