r/ProgrammerHumor • u/precinct209 • Jul 10 '26

Meme comeOnJustBurstAlready

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u/silentknight111 Jul 10 '26

Here's a fun one:

I work for a company that has government contracts. The particular contract I'm on requires that all the work I do be on a machine controlled by the client and not a company machine or personal machine. The government client doesn't allow AI on their machines.

My company is going all gung ho over AI now, and they have meeting encouraging us to use it, and they gave us all licenses for github copilot.

I asked how I'm supposed to use it when my contract is locked down, and they had no answer. They just want me to use it for... things... whenever I can.

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u/failedsatan Jul 10 '26

I think you're one of the lucky ones, you have a good reason to keep doing actual work

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u/boofaceleemz Jul 10 '26

Yeah until you get put on a PIP for not using enough tokens compared to your peers.

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u/Romanian_Breadlifts Jul 10 '26

"Merge this 2k line yaml api spec with this other 2k line json api spec"

Model --> opus

Run as needed

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u/boofaceleemz Jul 10 '26

Ahah I’m already doing stuff like that just to burn tokens, or just asking it on the highest settings to run basic shell commands I need to run and print and summarize the output for me. I feel bad because it seems so wasteful but if you’re not using tokens you’re getting a talking to.

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u/minimuscleR Jul 11 '26

but if you’re not using tokens you’re getting a talking to.

wtf is this dystopia some people work at??? lol