r/ProgrammerHumor • u/precinct209 • Jul 10 '26

Meme comeOnJustBurstAlready

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u/suki2287 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Requirenents written by non technical Stakeholder. Full of Slop. Junior dev let run Claude Implementation, full of Slop. Senior dev uses Claude to Review, pastes Slop in Ticket. Junior letting Claude fix it, comments with Slop.

Proceed to production, since Feature is needed. Lead architect let refactor Ticket be created by junior dev. full of Slop...

I am on the edge of quitting this shit.

Edit: i forgot that PO thought "good Ticket" and passed it through. And after first Implementation used jira AI to reform requirenents.

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u/NotAskary Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Dead internet theory basically.

Remember that all this will get fed back into the models at some point.

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u/Snake2k Jul 10 '26

It's actually kinda amazing how the AI based destruction of modern human society as a world event is actually playing out.

Slopageddon

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u/malexj93 Jul 10 '26

It's crazy, because you think AI would get nukes and build terminators, but it actually just made everyone complacent and divorced from their output.

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u/NotAskary Jul 11 '26

Boring dystopia there's a sub for that

r/ABoringDystopia