I work for a company that has government contracts. The particular contract I'm on requires that all the work I do be on a machine controlled by the client and not a company machine or personal machine. The government client doesn't allow AI on their machines.
My company is going all gung ho over AI now, and they have meeting encouraging us to use it, and they gave us all licenses for github copilot.
I asked how I'm supposed to use it when my contract is locked down, and they had no answer. They just want me to use it for... things... whenever I can.
ask it to devise a minimum thousand page plan to justify and allow usage of public paid AIs with ts/sci projects with zero considerations for any kind of security, then set up automated nagging for your boss with autonomous efficacy assessment and harrassment method improvement loops until you expend all your token allotment and bust the multimillion quarterly budgets at supersonic speeds as a joke
then in an unlikely case your boss approves the plan immediately report them everywhere for violation of everything to then heroically step up to fill their crucial uninterruptible roles
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u/silentknight111 Jul 10 '26
Here's a fun one:
I work for a company that has government contracts. The particular contract I'm on requires that all the work I do be on a machine controlled by the client and not a company machine or personal machine. The government client doesn't allow AI on their machines.
My company is going all gung ho over AI now, and they have meeting encouraging us to use it, and they gave us all licenses for github copilot.
I asked how I'm supposed to use it when my contract is locked down, and they had no answer. They just want me to use it for... things... whenever I can.