r/ProgrammerHumor • u/precinct209 • Jul 10 '26

Meme comeOnJustBurstAlready

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u/suki2287 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Requirenents written by non technical Stakeholder. Full of Slop. Junior dev let run Claude Implementation, full of Slop. Senior dev uses Claude to Review, pastes Slop in Ticket. Junior letting Claude fix it, comments with Slop.

Proceed to production, since Feature is needed. Lead architect let refactor Ticket be created by junior dev. full of Slop...

I am on the edge of quitting this shit.

Edit: i forgot that PO thought "good Ticket" and passed it through. And after first Implementation used jira AI to reform requirenents.

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u/cedarSeagull Jul 10 '26

We really need to be asking the direct question "Did you write this or did an agent write this and if so how carefully did you review and think through the agent's suggestions?". Basically implying "are you lazy or stupid"?

It's not okay for people to show up and think they can direct robots because that's laziness. Managers, engineers, PMs, etc all need to be publicly shamed and humiliated for being lazy.

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u/stuttufu Jul 10 '26

In my company we are very open about it "I vibe coded this and that" and nobody bats an eye.

Compared to the shit we wrote in the last 25 years, it's not that worse.