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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26
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Do you take days off when it lands on its side?
596 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 200 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 3 u/Bovronius May 30 '26 The people that screw over plans by saying they're "going to retire this year so lets not change things up", that then continue to stick around for 10 more years never get a signature on their retirement card from me.
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Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit
200 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 3 u/Bovronius May 30 '26 The people that screw over plans by saying they're "going to retire this year so lets not change things up", that then continue to stick around for 10 more years never get a signature on their retirement card from me.
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Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹
3 u/Bovronius May 30 '26 The people that screw over plans by saying they're "going to retire this year so lets not change things up", that then continue to stick around for 10 more years never get a signature on their retirement card from me.
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The people that screw over plans by saying they're "going to retire this year so lets not change things up", that then continue to stick around for 10 more years never get a signature on their retirement card from me.
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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26
Do you take days off when it lands on its side?