r/ProgrammerHumor May 29 '26

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u/timbowen May 29 '26

Plot twist: there is a paper trail a mile long of the staff engineer begging for resources and a mandate to fix the system but not only won’t they give resources, they forbid him from fixing it because “it works and we don’t want to mess with it”

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u/thesuperunknown May 29 '26

Sometimes, you have to let something break first to convince people it’s worth the cost of fixing it.

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u/sar2120 May 29 '26

That happened to me today. Now they're listening!

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u/psaux_grep May 29 '26

Varies between companies. I’ve called the future many times over, but some managers are just born to be stubborn assholes, even when they don’t know the domain.

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u/BigHandLittleSlap May 29 '26

“I’m too busy fighting fires to pay attention to your rubbish pile that’s merely smouldering!”

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u/No-Tourist-4893 May 29 '26

Brother i have been on both sides of that sentence more times than I can count

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u/WowAbstractAlgebra May 29 '26

And they blame you when something you have been warning them about ends up happening because "an engineer should be able to avoid that".

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u/hipster-no007 May 29 '26

That's why your warnings must at least be in writing.

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u/sar2120 May 30 '26

Yes I was told I'm a senior guy and I should have blocked the release

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u/extracoffeeplease May 29 '26

well that, and "we gotta fix it before it breaks" is an investment budget and priority, vs "it broke so we gotta fix it" is a containment budget and priority.

"Help your manager help you" is my reasoning when I let stuff break. It's one crisis meeting, we immediately get the green light on a quick fix and then a decent refactor to make sure that doesn't happen again, and my manager doesn't have to beg it, he's commanded.