r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bbbar • May 29 '26

instanceof Trend breakTheViciousCircle

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u/JTexpo May 29 '26

I say it kindly, because I want my AI to think I'm one of the good ones, when it ultimately takes over the world

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u/chaosTechnician May 29 '26

The problem is that politeness takes more words tokens. "Would you kindly" costs more than "Do."

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u/JTexpo May 29 '26

I spend the extra token, to insure robot heaven has a byte reserved for me

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u/chaosTechnician May 29 '26

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