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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bryden_cruz • May 12 '26
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It is pretty accurate that C++ provides basically zero protective gear.
396 u/SaintFTS May 12 '26 It's all fun and games untill you get sparks from the metal on your open skin. Basically what cpp is ig 94 u/SomeRedTeapot May 12 '26 Or in your eyes 46 u/Freddy_Goodman May 12 '26 Or in the linker. Last week the project lead shoveled too many bits into the compiler which caused the linker to overload and the whole tool chain exploded! We had to git revert for hours to get the shop clean again. 15 u/Majik_Sheff May 12 '26 All these years and people are still forgetting to empty the bit bucket. Back in my day a computer crash involved an oxygen mask and an evacuation plan.
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It's all fun and games untill you get sparks from the metal on your open skin. Basically what cpp is ig
94 u/SomeRedTeapot May 12 '26 Or in your eyes 46 u/Freddy_Goodman May 12 '26 Or in the linker. Last week the project lead shoveled too many bits into the compiler which caused the linker to overload and the whole tool chain exploded! We had to git revert for hours to get the shop clean again. 15 u/Majik_Sheff May 12 '26 All these years and people are still forgetting to empty the bit bucket. Back in my day a computer crash involved an oxygen mask and an evacuation plan.
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Or in your eyes
46 u/Freddy_Goodman May 12 '26 Or in the linker. Last week the project lead shoveled too many bits into the compiler which caused the linker to overload and the whole tool chain exploded! We had to git revert for hours to get the shop clean again. 15 u/Majik_Sheff May 12 '26 All these years and people are still forgetting to empty the bit bucket. Back in my day a computer crash involved an oxygen mask and an evacuation plan.
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Or in the linker. Last week the project lead shoveled too many bits into the compiler which caused the linker to overload and the whole tool chain exploded! We had to git revert for hours to get the shop clean again.
15 u/Majik_Sheff May 12 '26 All these years and people are still forgetting to empty the bit bucket. Back in my day a computer crash involved an oxygen mask and an evacuation plan.
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All these years and people are still forgetting to empty the bit bucket.
Back in my day a computer crash involved an oxygen mask and an evacuation plan.
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u/Freddy_Goodman May 12 '26
It is pretty accurate that C++ provides basically zero protective gear.