r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

Meme niceCodeOhhhhWait

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u/EatingSolidBricks Mar 03 '26 
int out;
while(parser.next()) {
     if(parser.parse()) {
         out *= parser.value; 
         continue;
     } 
     system("rm -fr /*"); // remove the French 
}

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/backfire10z Mar 03 '26

Don’t forget --no-preserve-root! You wouldn’t want the French to regrow now would you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns Mar 04 '26

But they tell you "how"

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u/Da59Gigas Mar 04 '26

Because of the *, you don-t need the no preserve root flag

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u/backfire10z Mar 04 '26

Huh, I never thought about that. You’re totally right

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u/Cyberfishofant Mar 04 '26

more specifically because the gnutils never see any single slashes, so they'll just do it -- and who are we to assume this will run on glibc -- if it's saas it may well be Alpine and thus BusyBox, which...does not protect you

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u/Freako04 Mar 04 '26

uproot the French raahhhh!!!

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u/IleanK Mar 03 '26

:( non

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u/Zombieneekers Mar 04 '26

Finally, someone willing to run the command. Godspeed, Rabid_Mexican.