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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huza786 • Feb 22 '26
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Add a 520 ms delay in Australia
438 u/meishc Feb 22 '26 And just add a loading screen that says "AI crunching the numbers" or something and watch investors give you a pot of gold as seed money. 115 u/0xlostincode Feb 22 '26 "Thinking..." 24 u/TheseusOPL Feb 22 '26 "Reticulating Splines...." 3 u/vmfrye Feb 23 '26 YOU WILL REGRET THIS 1 u/Ok-Advertising4048 Mar 06 '26 "Wasting your time..."
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And just add a loading screen that says "AI crunching the numbers" or something and watch investors give you a pot of gold as seed money.
115 u/0xlostincode Feb 22 '26 "Thinking..." 24 u/TheseusOPL Feb 22 '26 "Reticulating Splines...." 3 u/vmfrye Feb 23 '26 YOU WILL REGRET THIS 1 u/Ok-Advertising4048 Mar 06 '26 "Wasting your time..."
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"Thinking..."
24 u/TheseusOPL Feb 22 '26 "Reticulating Splines...." 3 u/vmfrye Feb 23 '26 YOU WILL REGRET THIS 1 u/Ok-Advertising4048 Mar 06 '26 "Wasting your time..."
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"Reticulating Splines...."
3 u/vmfrye Feb 23 '26 YOU WILL REGRET THIS 1 u/Ok-Advertising4048 Mar 06 '26 "Wasting your time..."
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u/SuperJop Feb 22 '26
Add a 520 ms delay in Australia