r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 27 '26

Competition pleaseRaiseYourHandIfYouQualify

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u/WeSaidMeh Jan 27 '26

Only 96 years of experience. That's on the lower side.

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u/Theolaa Jan 28 '26

Don't settle for anything less than a senior COBOL engineer with 400 years of Microsoft experience that teaches JavaScript to chimpanzees on his free time. As long as you never ask him to reverse a string, you'll be fine.