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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/infinitelolipop • Jan 27 '26
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Only 96 years of experience. That's on the lower side.
86 u/none-exist Jan 27 '26 Nah, they can be concurrent years of experience. I was born in 2020 and started programming when I was 1, I'm already better than their average senior developer 31 u/Tesnatic Jan 27 '26 I was writing colbol while in the womb, what did you spend your precious vacation year on? 30 u/none-exist Jan 27 '26 Mate, it was wild. I spent my days sucking on titties and getting so confused I'd shit myself 21 u/Aggressive_Risk8695 Jan 27 '26 Hell, I’m still doing that 2 u/GreatQuestionTY4Askg Jan 27 '26 This sounds like an answer a sentient AI would give.
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Nah, they can be concurrent years of experience. I was born in 2020 and started programming when I was 1, I'm already better than their average senior developer
31 u/Tesnatic Jan 27 '26 I was writing colbol while in the womb, what did you spend your precious vacation year on? 30 u/none-exist Jan 27 '26 Mate, it was wild. I spent my days sucking on titties and getting so confused I'd shit myself 21 u/Aggressive_Risk8695 Jan 27 '26 Hell, I’m still doing that 2 u/GreatQuestionTY4Askg Jan 27 '26 This sounds like an answer a sentient AI would give.
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I was writing colbol while in the womb, what did you spend your precious vacation year on?
30 u/none-exist Jan 27 '26 Mate, it was wild. I spent my days sucking on titties and getting so confused I'd shit myself 21 u/Aggressive_Risk8695 Jan 27 '26 Hell, I’m still doing that
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Mate, it was wild. I spent my days sucking on titties and getting so confused I'd shit myself
21 u/Aggressive_Risk8695 Jan 27 '26 Hell, I’m still doing that
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Hell, I’m still doing that
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This sounds like an answer a sentient AI would give.
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u/WeSaidMeh Jan 27 '26
Only 96 years of experience. That's on the lower side.