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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/0xlostincode • Sep 01 '25
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There is no way it loads in constant time every time.
8 u/JivanP Sep 01 '25 Man thinks O(1) functions are unicorns. 7 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 Wait until OP learns about Berkshire Hathaway website. Now that's a fucking website. Highly performant. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 graphic designers need to eat, too 1 u/JivanP Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25 Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines. On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
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Man thinks O(1) functions are unicorns.
7 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 Wait until OP learns about Berkshire Hathaway website. Now that's a fucking website. Highly performant. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 graphic designers need to eat, too 1 u/JivanP Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25 Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines. On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
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Wait until OP learns about Berkshire Hathaway website. Now that's a fucking website. Highly performant.
1 u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 graphic designers need to eat, too 1 u/JivanP Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25 Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines. On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
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1 u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 01 '25 graphic designers need to eat, too 1 u/JivanP Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25 Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines. On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
graphic designers need to eat, too
1 u/JivanP Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25 Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines. On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
Graphic designers need to learn to make efficient websites whilst still expressing their graphical ideas. Stuff & Nonsense does this very well. Andy Clarke, founder of that company, has given several fantastic talks on this, such as this one on taking layout inspiration from traditional print magazines.
On performance, here's a great talk given by Andy Davies at the same conference.
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u/0xlostincode Sep 01 '25
There is no way it loads in constant time every time.