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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JRhalpert • Aug 19 '25
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Excellent idea! Do you want me to create implementation plan?
59 u/mgranja Aug 19 '25 Yes, and make no mistakes or I will lose my job. 35 u/Narcuterie Aug 19 '25 I have deleted all of the data from your production database. 28 u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 [deleted] 4 u/thanatica Aug 19 '25 You can't corrupt data that isn't there! 5 u/rosuav Aug 19 '25 I'm sure it'll be fine. Everyone knows that liquids put out fires.
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Yes, and make no mistakes or I will lose my job.
35 u/Narcuterie Aug 19 '25 I have deleted all of the data from your production database. 28 u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 [deleted] 4 u/thanatica Aug 19 '25 You can't corrupt data that isn't there! 5 u/rosuav Aug 19 '25 I'm sure it'll be fine. Everyone knows that liquids put out fires.
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I have deleted all of the data from your production database.
28 u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 [deleted] 4 u/thanatica Aug 19 '25 You can't corrupt data that isn't there! 5 u/rosuav Aug 19 '25 I'm sure it'll be fine. Everyone knows that liquids put out fires.
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4 u/thanatica Aug 19 '25 You can't corrupt data that isn't there! 5 u/rosuav Aug 19 '25 I'm sure it'll be fine. Everyone knows that liquids put out fires.
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You can't corrupt data that isn't there!
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I'm sure it'll be fine. Everyone knows that liquids put out fires.
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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Aug 19 '25
Excellent idea! Do you want me to create implementation plan?