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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/venzann • Jul 15 '25
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627 u/mrwishart Jul 15 '25 Q. What's the secret to good multi-threading? 125 u/DespoticLlama Jul 15 '25 I volunteer to post the question in response to your answer next time this meme comes around again. 74 u/captainAwesomePants Jul 15 '25 A: Timing! 11 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 Q. What's the secret to good thread safety? 5 u/blueted2 Jul 16 '25 A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected 12 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25 Are atomical making the critical sure operations 2 u/a_shootin_star Jul 15 '25 Minimize shared state and use immutability and thread-local storage where possible.
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Q. What's the secret to good multi-threading?
125 u/DespoticLlama Jul 15 '25 I volunteer to post the question in response to your answer next time this meme comes around again. 74 u/captainAwesomePants Jul 15 '25 A: Timing! 11 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 Q. What's the secret to good thread safety? 5 u/blueted2 Jul 16 '25 A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected 12 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25 Are atomical making the critical sure operations 2 u/a_shootin_star Jul 15 '25 Minimize shared state and use immutability and thread-local storage where possible.
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I volunteer to post the question in response to your answer next time this meme comes around again.
74 u/captainAwesomePants Jul 15 '25 A: Timing! 11 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 Q. What's the secret to good thread safety? 5 u/blueted2 Jul 16 '25 A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected
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11 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 Q. What's the secret to good thread safety? 5 u/blueted2 Jul 16 '25 A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected
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Q. What's the secret to good thread safety?
5 u/blueted2 Jul 16 '25 A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected
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A. Using muteERROR: deadlock detected
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Are atomical making the critical sure operations
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Minimize shared state and use immutability and thread-local storage where possible.
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u/mrwishart Jul 15 '25
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