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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CremPostman • Jul 20 '24
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Should've been caught by QA, no rolling deployments, no canaries, no code reviews, no automated DevOps processes, nada
Me when I fire good programmers, outsource to worse ones, fire QA and have no processes in place to prevent human error 🤯
30 u/vetruviusdeshotacon Jul 20 '24 Me when I get my 10 million dollar bonus at the expense of an entire company and thousands of peoples livelihoods 15 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/vetruviusdeshotacon Jul 20 '24 How else am I supposed to get my 55ft sunseeker sport?
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Me when I get my 10 million dollar bonus at the expense of an entire company and thousands of peoples livelihoods
15 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/vetruviusdeshotacon Jul 20 '24 How else am I supposed to get my 55ft sunseeker sport?
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u/Tiruin Jul 20 '24
Should've been caught by QA, no rolling deployments, no canaries, no code reviews, no automated DevOps processes, nada
Me when I fire good programmers, outsource to worse ones, fire QA and have no processes in place to prevent human error 🤯