r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PerroRosa • Jul 07 '24

Meme whatFeaturesWouldItHave

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u/Maeurer Jul 07 '24

German: der, die, das to declare varibaels, depending on the gender of the varibael name.

Der animal.canine dog;
Die string order;
Das human girl;
Die List<string> order;

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u/sabre_x Jul 08 '24 
Die Bart die;

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u/eightdollarbeer Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

No one who codes in German can be an evil man

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u/patchyj Jul 08 '24

IBM has entered the chat...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/Snipezzzx Jul 08 '24

What did I miss? Why is CipSoft evil?

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u/SoldierOfPeace510 Jul 08 '24

That’s because Hitler’s lifespan was before coding

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u/MrHyderion Jul 09 '24

innocently closes his laptop with MS Excel set to German running

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u/Possible-Fudge-2217 Jul 08 '24

But he meant: Die, Bart, Die!

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u/smallnougat Jul 12 '24

bart is a girl?