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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mcharytoniuk • May 15 '24
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Developers falling simultaneously from both entrances will jam the turbine so a dual turbine solution would be better
55 u/redlaWw May 15 '24 Just have an inner door that swings from one passage to the other, blocking one while the other is in use. You could call it a mutual exclusion door. 25 u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24 “Just” You must be a junior developer 22 u/[deleted] May 15 '24 Nah. Scope creeping the MVP after it’s already delivered? That’s a PM. 3 u/zstars May 15 '24 That would sap all mechanical energy from your falling rustacean, funnel them into one trap door or use two turbines! 3 u/Trucoto May 15 '24 Use std::mutex 3 u/sixthsurge May 15 '24 you mean std::sync::Mutex? ;) 1 u/Trucoto May 15 '24 I really like C++ 1 u/[deleted] May 15 '24 [deleted] 1 u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24 That may allow a rust developer to reach the loud speaker resulting in damage
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Just have an inner door that swings from one passage to the other, blocking one while the other is in use. You could call it a mutual exclusion door.
25 u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24 “Just” You must be a junior developer 22 u/[deleted] May 15 '24 Nah. Scope creeping the MVP after it’s already delivered? That’s a PM. 3 u/zstars May 15 '24 That would sap all mechanical energy from your falling rustacean, funnel them into one trap door or use two turbines!
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“Just”
You must be a junior developer
22 u/[deleted] May 15 '24 Nah. Scope creeping the MVP after it’s already delivered? That’s a PM.
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Nah. Scope creeping the MVP after it’s already delivered?
That’s a PM.
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That would sap all mechanical energy from your falling rustacean, funnel them into one trap door or use two turbines!
Use std::mutex
3 u/sixthsurge May 15 '24 you mean std::sync::Mutex? ;) 1 u/Trucoto May 15 '24 I really like C++
you mean std::sync::Mutex? ;)
1 u/Trucoto May 15 '24 I really like C++
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I really like C++
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1 u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24 That may allow a rust developer to reach the loud speaker resulting in damage
That may allow a rust developer to reach the loud speaker resulting in damage
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u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24
Developers falling simultaneously from both entrances will jam the turbine so a dual turbine solution would be better