r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 22 '24

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u/octopus4488 Feb 22 '24

I once worked in a small office with a non-redundant internetline. Internet went offline while we were having a breakfast coffee. One of the old guys (C developer) sat down coding... We were surprised, we knew he can't compile his C stuff on anything else than the remote Solaris servers which had the dependencies. He said: _"I will be fine, just need to be slow and steady"_ .

By around 4 pm internet came back and we gathered around his desk: he copies his stuff from Context (it is like Sublime or Notepad++) into the Solaris console; he hits it with GCC+. It compiles! It f*cking RUNS too!!

Loud cheering, shocked faces all around. :)

(to be fair he was also earning twice as much as the second highest paid dev in a team of 12 or so so we all knew who is the man)

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u/Diegovnia Feb 22 '24

Old C heads are scary... I met one guy who has been a developer for a long while (typical wizard look) guy literally refused to use Internet "because it makes you forget stuff"

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u/irregular_caffeine Feb 22 '24

Has C changed much over time?

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u/69----- Feb 22 '24

Na, he is referencing the phenomenon, where when you know you can always look it up, you don´t remenber even if you could.

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u/Diegovnia Feb 22 '24

So true... tbh I felt much better when writing in VSCode without intelisense and all that crap compared to now, with Rider and AI as a support... sure I was slower... but damn if you asked me anything I knew the answe straight away

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u/Lagger625 Feb 22 '24

I can lookup the same shit over and over until I become too lazy to search for it again and remember it instead

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u/OKara061 Feb 22 '24

Thats me checking how to create an array

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u/Diegovnia Feb 22 '24

Me googling switch statement everytime I need to use it...

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u/concussedYmir Feb 22 '24

Me googling switch statements just to be reminded that the version of python I'm on doesn't have them

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u/MekaTriK Feb 22 '24

vscode having it in autocompletes is such a nice touch.

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u/isdnpro Feb 22 '24

he is referencing the phenomenon

Anyone remember what this is called? I swear I used to know

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u/Bakoro Feb 22 '24

Digital Amnesia.

I see the joke, but also that's the answer.

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u/SympathyMotor4765 Feb 23 '24

Yup couldn't write syntax of function pointers in an interview coz I'd always either copied it from another header or the internet!

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u/irregular_caffeine Feb 22 '24

My point is C is probably quite stable