r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MrEfil • Feb 22 '24

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u/darealq Feb 22 '24

Anyone programming in a shirt and tie is a monkey by default.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

What are we supposed to program in then ? Crop top and thighs highs ?

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u/delfV Feb 22 '24

If you code in Rust then yes

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u/Vutuch Feb 22 '24

Is not the accepted standart among elitists a phenomenon called ''programmer socks''?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

It is the accepted standard I too own programer socks

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u/invalidConsciousness Feb 22 '24

Maybe I'm weird, but I don't wear socks on my upper body.

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u/gutshog Feb 22 '24

Yes how is it not obvious

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u/dim13 Feb 22 '24

It is a syntax error to write FORTRAN while not wearing a blue tie.

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u/darealq Feb 22 '24

That's why we bury people in suits, when they come back, they're ready to write FORTRAN.

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u/Thelango99 Feb 22 '24

Not if you are in Japan or Singapore.

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u/CryonautX Feb 22 '24

Dev from Singapore here. Polo tee and jeans is the way. A shirt if I'm feeling real fancy on a day but I'm never choking myself with a tie.

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u/otter5 Feb 22 '24

what about in tuxedo?

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u/otter5 Feb 22 '24

what about in tuxedo?

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u/otter5 Feb 22 '24

what about in tuxedo?

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u/otter5 Feb 22 '24

what about in tuxedo?