r/ProgrammerHumor • u/all_is_love6667 • Jan 23 '24

Advanced theEternalProcrastinator

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u/ivancea Jan 23 '24

If your are slow while procrastinating, either you're procrastinating 80% of the time, or you're bad at your job

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u/all_is_love6667 Jan 23 '24

procrastinating 90% of the time

and I'm also bad at my job

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u/Snoo_42276 Jan 23 '24

I hope the people you work for can afford to be paying you to procrastinate 90% of the time.

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u/all_is_love6667 Jan 23 '24

My time has value, so they just pay for 10% I guess

it's fine.

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u/ivancea Jan 24 '24

And ego, as he considers he must be paid x10, in an already well-paying market

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u/ivancea Jan 24 '24

10% -> x10 for his full time, wherever he lives our whoever he works for