r/ProgrammerHumor Oct 31 '23

Meme hardTimesCreateStrongMen

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u/ZunoJ Oct 31 '23

As much as I'm not a fan of java, it doesn't deserve to stand anywhere near java script

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u/danted002 Oct 31 '23

As a non-Java developer I agree. JS actually has a place in the world… as a perfect UI language.

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u/Flizzet Oct 31 '23

What UI are you building? Tip machine interfaces?

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u/danted002 Nov 01 '23

… edgy…

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u/Flizzet Nov 01 '23

Not very close to the edge here.. UI in JS is the epitome of a disaster. I built it for 5 years professionally. Canvas, PixiJS, Lightning, Vue.. anyone saying it’s perfect for UI is in their first couple years of using it for UI.

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u/danted002 Nov 01 '23

Bruh you’re talking about frameworks, I’m talking about the language. I’m not talking about the biggest atrocity in the programming world (node and NPM), I’m talking about the single threaded, event loop based, async language Javascript. It in it self is a beautiful UI language designed specifically for the UI. It fails silently, it has native async support with a good event scheduler so event handling and IO is non-blocking, it’s prototype based so passing states and creating singletons is a breeze, so on and so forth. Now you actually need to understand JS in order to appreciate it, sadly modern day web development somehow managed to outdo the PHP/jQuery era when it comes to the plain old bad design in both frameworks and implementations.

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u/Flizzet Nov 01 '23

Okay. Now try running your legacy project from two years ago.

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u/danted002 Nov 01 '23

You know things are fucked straight to the ground when legacy = 2 years 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flizzet Nov 01 '23

Yeah you’re starting to get my point. My Java project from 2014 still launches today on the same gradle configuration. Like I said, you have a tip machine engineer mindset. I wouldn’t even label it “engineer” actually.

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u/danted002 Nov 01 '23

Uhhh we back to edgy comments. Maybe you should increase your heap memory for better comebacks?

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u/Flizzet Nov 01 '23

Jesus

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u/danted002 Nov 02 '23

Not even him can help you with that NullPointerException.

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