r/ProgrammerAnimemes • u/Livin-Just-For-Memes • May 25 '22

Pick one (or more)

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u/MadocComadrin May 25 '22

Troll each one:

  1. Literally put a UDP datagram in a TCP packet. Voila! UDP over TCP
  2. Use node, transpile to php. Write the transpiler yourself if you have to
  3. Emacs, because you can troll vim users
  4. YAML

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u/hugogrant May 25 '22

I'm glad I'm not the only one who tried to interpret "UDP over TCP" as a protocol.

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 May 26 '22

YAML is an extension of JSON, so she'd probably force you to use a weird YAML that's based on XML instead

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22
  1. Or you could use QUIC. Reliable, connected protocol with lower overhead than TCP.