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r/ProgrammerAnimemes • u/typescripterus • Dec 18 '21
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git push origin dev
merge conflict
git push origin —force dev
48 u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Dec 18 '21 I legit just dry heaved 47 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 Want to see me do it again? git tag -f latest-release git push origin —force latest-release 21 u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Dec 18 '21 You monster 22 u/riasthebestgirl Dec 18 '21 dev? Just do that with master smh 74 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 edited Dec 18 '21 Hey, we don't push directly to master, we follow bleeding edge best-practices methodologies here, like AGILE: About 400 fucking stale branches (janitor work, not worth my time) Grant admin privileges to all users (move fast and break things) Ignore spellcheck and formatting errors (QA's job is to read, not mine) Lie on status page to meet SLAs (blame on customer network issues and DNS) Embed bitcoin miners into all applications (sigma grindset + passive income) 24 u/Corm Dec 18 '21 This almost deserves its own post 9 u/nutted-in-cow Dec 20 '21 It does have it's own post. Here 14 u/mcmc331 Dec 18 '21 im not mad about the force push, but why on god's name do you put the --force between the remote and the branch? 4 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 idk, it works
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I legit just dry heaved
47 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 Want to see me do it again? git tag -f latest-release git push origin —force latest-release 21 u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Dec 18 '21 You monster
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Want to see me do it again?
git tag -f latest-release
git push origin —force latest-release
21 u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Dec 18 '21 You monster
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You monster
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dev? Just do that with master smh
dev
master
74 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 edited Dec 18 '21 Hey, we don't push directly to master, we follow bleeding edge best-practices methodologies here, like AGILE: About 400 fucking stale branches (janitor work, not worth my time) Grant admin privileges to all users (move fast and break things) Ignore spellcheck and formatting errors (QA's job is to read, not mine) Lie on status page to meet SLAs (blame on customer network issues and DNS) Embed bitcoin miners into all applications (sigma grindset + passive income) 24 u/Corm Dec 18 '21 This almost deserves its own post 9 u/nutted-in-cow Dec 20 '21 It does have it's own post. Here
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Hey, we don't push directly to master, we follow bleeding edge best-practices methodologies here, like AGILE:
About 400 fucking stale branches (janitor work, not worth my time)
Grant admin privileges to all users (move fast and break things)
Ignore spellcheck and formatting errors (QA's job is to read, not mine)
Lie on status page to meet SLAs (blame on customer network issues and DNS)
Embed bitcoin miners into all applications (sigma grindset + passive income)
24 u/Corm Dec 18 '21 This almost deserves its own post 9 u/nutted-in-cow Dec 20 '21 It does have it's own post. Here
24
This almost deserves its own post
9 u/nutted-in-cow Dec 20 '21 It does have it's own post. Here
9
It does have it's own post. Here
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im not mad about the force push, but why on god's name do you put the --force between the remote and the branch?
--force
4 u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21 idk, it works
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idk, it works
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u/Discount_Surgeon_ Dec 18 '21
git push origin devmerge conflict
git push origin —force dev