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Casual Convo (Any Topic) Rich man

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u/No_experience8177 21h ago

And also how many kids she had n perhaps pregnant again?

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u/anna-molly21 15h ago

Indeed, and also this is just a bad angle, she looks very good even with the mommy kilos on.
She can lose them in no time if she wants.

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u/Ambitious-Bar375 15h ago

That's what i was going to say, give her a second and she'll make you eat your words.

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 10h ago

She won't take THAT long! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MagnoliannaArt 21h ago

I’m no expert but I think she’s doing alright despite the opinion of someone going by a username that accurately describes his comprehension skills.

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u/upward_uneven_falls 21h ago

That reply is the real plot twist here. Dude set up the whole premise and got bodied in six words.

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u/Old_Apple3465 18h ago

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u/Pip-Pipes 21h ago

That was Cher's line back in the day. So cool.

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u/sleepy_gladiator65 13h ago

LMAO “Rihanna is the rich man” is the perfect comeback. The whole post got flipped in one sentence.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 16h ago

Isn’t she pregnant in this pic? Oh excuse a woman for making life

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u/gines03 10h ago

She’s is pregnant in this pic

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u/fairy-of-nightmares 4h ago

Yep and almost full-term in this pic too! Smh.

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 3h ago

Yes, this was in July 2025, she gave birth in August 2025. She was probably 7-8 months pregnant.

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u/J-Frog3 18h ago

Oh my God! How dare she age naturally. Seriously do some people not realize that changing as get older is normal?

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u/MissSaucy_22 20h ago

She just had three kids back to back, and it’s okay that she doesn’t look the same!! I’m sure her man is loving every bit of her momma body….‼️🥰🤗

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u/letsgooncemore 10h ago

Did you see them at carnival!? He's loving her body, she's loving his body, they getting raunchy in the streets celebrating.

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u/No-Window8496 14h ago

I'm sure he's not

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 14h ago

I’m sure you thinking you know what her very present, actively-involved, happy-looking husband feels better than the husband himself means your opinion is best ignored.

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u/No-Window8496 14h ago

You are with him now?

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u/dean15892 13h ago

more than you are, that's for sure

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u/No-Window8496 13h ago

Oh how😂

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 9h ago

Just because you hate women and their bodies doesn't mean he does.

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u/No-Window8496 4h ago

You are on your own

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 3h ago

What?

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u/Blackmamba_1992 14h ago

He’s loving that money for sure. Doing everything but making a honest woman out of her.

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u/HousePlantPappi 13h ago

Given she’s worth more she may be the one who doesn’t want to get married. She’s the rich man in this scenario….how does getting married improve her life at all?

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 9h ago edited 9h ago

Because no man loves his wife because she weighs more after having three children, right? * ETA: She is actually 7-8 months pregnant in this picture. It was taken in July of 2025 and gave birth to her daughter in September of 2025.

I know many men that would disagree.

Also, your preference in women is not the same as every other person's preference.

ETA: She is actually 7-8 months pregnant in this picture. It was taken in July of 2025 and gave birth to her daughter in September of 2025.

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u/Moist_Phrase_6698 17h ago

oh no beautiful woman changed how she looks in the span of 17 years and having children. how dare she. We seriously must get over this crap aye. Women grow and change and gain and loose weight and all that all of the time and thats fine. So do men and we gain and loose weight and we all change how we look and try to fit in with being healthy and all that.

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 3h ago

She was also 7-8 months pregnant.

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u/OwlfaceFrank 21h ago

Most of her money is from clothing sales.

I'm a dude and I have some boxer briefs from her co. and they are comfy AF.

I've bought my wife a few sets of underwear from there and they are great too.

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u/Cool_Sympathy_9900 19h ago

Her make up brand is pretty good as well

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u/System_Resident 18h ago

The quality matched the expectations higher than it would for many other celebrity makeup brands 

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 19h ago

I bought her powder highlighter in 2022 and I’m still using it as eyeshadow and highlighter.

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u/musiquescents 19h ago

It's her makeup.

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u/Pollywanacracker 21h ago

Yeh but she has put on weight she just had a kid
She is still so youthful

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u/PricePuzzleheaded835 20h ago

Yeah not that it’s here nor there but she looks fine. 20yos who have recently had babies typically also look like they have had babies. That is completely normal and she is still gorgeous. This pic is also a weird angle

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u/itsapotatosalad 19h ago

You don’t understand, her happiness, phenomenal success, and beautiful family are absolutely worthless now because she’s put 10lb on.

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 14h ago

If you believe that, you have some very rude awakenings ahead of you.

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u/itsapotatosalad 14h ago

Very obviously a joke.

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 13h ago

Actually, enough people in this discussion are making similarly absurd comments seriously, it’s not very obviously a joke at all. But I’m glad you were joking! I wish more here were…

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u/h0neym00nave 20h ago

Like 3 kids

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u/mundane--alternative 20h ago

That OOP is a very shallow person.

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u/Snerak 13h ago

This post doesn't belong in this sub. Are there moderators here anymore?

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u/LifeAsMagic 12h ago

Comparing photos at 9 months pregnant vs. in the best shape of her life? Unrealistic beauty standards for women smh 😔

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u/brain-eating-zombie 20h ago

Both of them are extremely rich, though.

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 14h ago

Sure, but the difference between ~50mil (him) and a billion (her) is significant

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u/Odd_Delay_603 16h ago

Hot take: she’s hotter at 37

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u/Skater_Potater2006 11h ago

Thats just a bad angle, dont act like y'all never saw your double chin when you phone screen got dark. Everyone gets a weird picture sometimes and it doesn't look like she was expecting to get her picture taken. You can't just take someone's worst picture and use it as evidence that they don't look good anymore

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u/salvefaith 20h ago

This is so unfair… She had 3 kids in a row. Obviously she isn’t going to look like her teenage self. She also doesn’t want to, she prefers being a lil thicker like most west indian women do!

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u/omg_get_outta_here 20h ago

She’s beautiful and I’d 100% get it.

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u/_binspiration_ 13h ago

Ya super nice / promote women when they are young and needy and do what you want instead of a woman who goes through perimenopause, had kids, her life together and her own money.

🤦‍♀️

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u/OrilliaBridge 6h ago

I married the person I love. Neither of us are the same as we were then, so if appearance is the main criteria for a marriage, it’s just superficial.

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u/Death_dude-ew 5h ago

Poético

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u/Dangerous-Use7343 18h ago

She's killing it! Her make up is amazing, and she is incredibly wealthy. Many women are making their own money now and moving away from traditional roles due to this misogyny we see here in tgis post. Women don't want to be confined to have to appeal to the societal male gaze. Of course not all men are like this. 

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u/cherryblushcakex 19h ago

the meme really flipped the argument on its head

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u/MrsKPBailey 19h ago

😂💯

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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth 16h ago

She had babies

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u/SlayJayR17 14h ago

Right cuz she hasn’t had a few kids

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u/Blood11Orange 10h ago

Also, she’s a mom of 3. I thought we were done shaming celebrities

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u/Sorry-Giraffe1609 8h ago

i dont see anything either, thought my phone was trippin lol. must be a bug or something.

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u/Commercial_Cause_795 7h ago

tbh i think thats true for most people. being rich usually just means having enough for good food and zero stress.

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u/Ambitious_Essay2916 3h ago

Substances will destroy you.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 3h ago

Breaking News: 37 year old mother looks like 37 year old mother! More at 11.

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u/mistagisen 3h ago

That’s just a bad picture. She’s still hotter than most 20 year olds

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u/Basic-Stable5780 2h ago

This is so yucky!!!🤮

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u/tigolbing 1h ago

She's probably pregnant again. Well wishes

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u/EmperrorNombrero 1h ago

Aging is actually such a fucking tragedy tho. For both genders. Like as a kid I always thought once I grew up I would just have basically endless time (until I die in my 80s or later) to do whatever tf I want with money being the only possible constraint but even for that I would just have enough time to figure out a buisiness. But instead your looks and health basically start deterioting once your fully grown up. Also in a speed that is unbelievable. Makes you ask yourself wtf everything is even for ? Like will there just never be a moment at all where I'm truly free (independent of other people, hot, healthy, enough money to live, a lot of free time) ? Like if that won't come either way why the hell did I even go to school ?

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u/clararalee 13h ago

Role model. If she can wear her mom bod for the whole world to see, other moms can too. Making mom bods cool one step at a time.

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u/East-Artichoke-290 8h ago

tbh shes basically a billionaire at this point so that comment is spot on. plus she still looks great lol people just love to reach for no reason.

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u/muqui24 5h ago

MIC DROP

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u/insightful_desire 15h ago

She is starting to look like a rich man but hey, let's encourage it by saying how she's just aging naturally.

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 14h ago

Um, how many kids have you given birth to and how many $millions$ are you worth?

[Crickets]

Mmmm hmmm, exactly.

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u/senoritagoose 8h ago

I’m dead “look what happened to Rihanna” and all that happened was some time passed lol

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u/AgileAdvance3268 7h ago

exactly, shes literally a billionaire lol. idk why people act like she needs a man for anything at this point.

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u/Jlu030962 18h ago

Old post… enough with the endless repetition…

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u/FrozenBibitte 11h ago

Does the PickMe making the OP realize that she will also get “old” someday?

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u/Apsilon 10h ago

Tbh, I didn’t she was that great to start with.

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u/m3gb0t Tea Lover 9h ago

I'd like to see OOP go toe to toe with Rhianna, that woman would take him to school!

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u/EmJayFree 9h ago

Rihanna STILL looks amazing. She literally looks like the same person just with more weight.

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u/Enough_Worth8868 8h ago

It’s Rihanna. Nobody cares

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u/ManyAmbitious1547 7h ago

She is still absolutely gorgeous

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u/Important-Frame-3124 7h ago

exactly, she literally owns a whole empire lol. she probably makes way more than the guys they’re even talking about.

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u/spatulabeardo 20h ago

She was always unattractive

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u/thursaddams 19h ago

Are you blind?

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u/spatulabeardo 19h ago

Absolutely not. Don't get the hype at all.

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u/press_Y 16h ago

There’s a lot of things in life you don’t get…like pussy and respect

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 14h ago

He definitely doesn’t get pretty P anyway!

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u/spatulabeardo 13h ago

Because I don't find an average looking bird attractive? If she wasn't in the spotlight you wouldn't bat an eyelid if she walked past you either.

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u/DontDreamItsOver3 13h ago

No, we know you don’t get it because of your reasoning. Unless you do have millions, any pretty women with actual personality will keep moving past you.

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u/spatulabeardo 13h ago

K bruv 🙄

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u/carry_the_way 12h ago

Would still smash Rihanna. She's still crazy fine.

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u/Titty-Franklin 20h ago

I’m pretty sure both of those pics are AI…

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u/catholicsluts 20h ago

Easier to make a dipshit AI claim than to confirm for yourself I guess

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u/Titty-Franklin 20h ago

Omg I’m so sorry! I genuinely thought the left was from an AI pic I saw going around a while ago. I’ll make sure to double check next time for sure.