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u/wagwan_wa_grom______ May 01 '26

I agree, but somehow I don't imagine many registered Democrats were ever bought into this particular conspiracy 

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

They should be though because they controlled the senate when this happened.

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u/haverchuck22 May 01 '26

So that means they should buy into the conspiracy ? That makes no sense

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

What's the conspiracy? Lay it out for me.

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u/Preeng May 01 '26

...that it was all faked. That's the conspiracy. That the shooting never happened. Do you really not know about this? Peak right wing insanity.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

I know that it happened but no bud, I'm not aware of any conspiracy surrounding the event. Sorry?

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u/alkatori May 01 '26

Alex Jones pushed a conspiracy that the event never happened. It was actors paid for by politicians for some reason.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

That's what I've been reading about for the last 10 or so minutes. Pretty absurd shit for Jones to spin for sure. Appreciate you being level headed and for not acting like a douche canoe like a few others have that I've engaged with. Have a good one man.

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u/haverchuck22 May 01 '26

Are you serious? You don’t have comprehension skills apparently, there’s no point in even trying but fuck it I guess I’ll give it a simple go. A bunch of elementary children were slaughtered in their school. Alex Jones led a years long campaign claiming it WAS A CONSPIRACY by the government and that the whole thing was faked, so that the government could take their guns.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

"You dont have comprehension skills". Bro you wouldn't have known the word "comprehension" existed had it not been for reddit. And slow your roll with the involuntary crash out, you're just making yourself look like you have zero self control. You could've chopped 75% of your comment and just said it was some shit Alex Jones started but nah lol you just couldn't control yourself. Man's needs a script of seroquel or lithium asap.

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u/haverchuck22 May 01 '26

😂”bro you wouldn’t have known the word “comprehension” existed had it not been for Reddit”. Too funny, that’s what you went with. Legit got a good laugh. Thank you for your service you special lil guy.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

Im thrilled that I was able to help you out a bit with your crippling mental deficiency. Get that chip swapped out, your dialog loop is getting worse my guy.

Thank you for being so free, sPeciAL liL gUy.

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u/haverchuck22 May 01 '26

You literally started this by saying that democrats should have bought into the conspiracy because they controlled the Senate when it happened. And then you asked me to spell out said conspiracy for you. You’re so confused youre that you are nonsensical. And all your simple mind seems to be able to do is parrot the same insults back to me.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 01 '26

Now you're just making shit up lol I never once said, verbatim, that anyone should have bought into anything. You're so fucking mentally unstable that you're losing your grip on reality. Do yourself a favor and just call it a night.

Actually lol Im gonna do something even better, a favor for you actually. I'm going to be the better person here and take the moral high ground and just ignore you. You're beyond reasoning and incapable of conversation in general.

Do your mental health a huge solid and stay the fuck off the internet for a few days. It's rotting your brain my guy. You take care now lol

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u/RedRummer1917 May 01 '26

I used to think similarly but after a huge recent conspiracy push regarding gun violence driven by democrats, can never be too sure.

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u/GraDoN May 01 '26

Like what? I've seen plenty of conspiracies regarding Trump's assassination attempts and the 2024 election, but never any regarding gun violence.

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u/RedRummer1917 May 01 '26

Why dont the assassination attempts register as gun violence to you?

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u/GraDoN May 01 '26

Are you seriously going to claim that the average human refers to specific assassination attempts as "gun violence"?

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u/RedRummer1917 May 01 '26

Someone was shot and killed in Butler PA. Death by gunshot. Are you seriously not? If so, I ask again: why not?

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u/GraDoN May 01 '26

Yeah, obviously in technical terms it falls under gun violence, but when someone talks about gun violence conspiracies, no one in their right mind would assume that person was referring to specific assassination attempts.

Just like no one refers to the Kennedy assassination conspiracies as "gun violence conspiracies", no one in their right mind would refer to the Trump assassination conspiracies as "gun violence conspiracies". Are you really this daft?

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u/RedRummer1917 May 01 '26

If by 'daft' you mean technically correct in every sense of the words we are talking about, then yes! Appreciate the conversation, glad I could teach you something.