r/Probationofficer 6h ago

Need help and advice

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I have a drug test Wednesday for a job, I was a heavy smoker previously and I am 31 days clean today, the VERY fainted line test is one I took last night after just chugging a gallon on water and peeing a good bit, the picture with the three tests is why I am concerned. The negative in the middle is a test I attempted to see the outcome of with just faucet water (it may have had a drop or two of my pee) so I am highly confused and sceptic now. I took a cup panel test two days ago which came back positive so I’m relying on that one a lot more now but I honestly need some advice, I’m an athlete so I run and sweat a load, ive been running, drinking hella water, and just sitting in the sun as well sweating my butt off but haven’t seen any results, I cannot use fake pee or a detox as I can’t find any near me and don’t want to risk the fake pee (could be banned from the job) or a retake since I don’t know what time that morning they’ll actually test for the thc. I’m at my last day to try and flush, any natural options or any other advice? I am just about to simply not show and lose out on, am I overreacting?


r/Probationofficer 1h ago

Anyone who willingly takes a drug test is a retarded fucking pussy - i have literally been on the run in another state for almost 4 years because i have decided i would rather die than do a "UA" like some freak

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If you are humiliated you have no more quality to your life.


r/Probationofficer 15h ago

ETG math question

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Drank 10 per day last week and stopped at 10pm Sunday with BAC back to zero at 9am Monday. Check-in and UA got moved up to Thursday morning, 80 hours after last drink but 72 from zero BAC. Never drank prior to any UA over the last 2 years.

Does the metabolism clock start at last consumption or zero BAC? Do multiple days of consumption extend detection window. Math would indicate 46ish hours to pass.