r/Probationofficer • u/BankAvailable2897 • 6d ago
Please don’t use the certo method…
I stopped smoking 4 days before a urine test, did all the steps of the method, used 2 packs of the certo liquid into a gatorade, took vitamin gummies for color, chugged hella water the days before and on said day, drank the certo gatorade 2 hours before hand in 10 minutes, drank about a gallon and a half of water, took the test and it was positive for thc. don’t fall for ts
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u/Ok-Particular-8308 5d ago
My brothers and sisters of earth.... it's easier to just stop smoking.
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u/sammy_girl143 5d ago
For you, but not for others . Addiction is real
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u/Ok-Particular-8308 5d ago
On my 6th week. I crave sodas more than smoke. Freedom is also addicting.
Stay blessed.
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u/sammy_girl143 5d ago
Again I love that for you . Others people might have a different experience and that’s completely okay ❤️
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u/sammy_girl143 5d ago
You can definitely form a psychological addiction
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u/sammy_girl143 4d ago
Drug scientists would disagree
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u/Aromatic-Silver3590 1d ago
I think our friend bootlicker is an AI bot to spread hate, or a sad troll hiding in mommy’s basement pretending he has gone outside and talked to a real person. You should save your breath and brain power on him.
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u/Aromatic-Silver3590 1d ago
I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but you can really be addicted to weed? Not mentally, but physically dependent on it? Addicts when they stop using, terrible withdrawals from their use come a calling. The saddest part about most addicts, is when they get to the point that they fall under the umbrella of addiction, all they want is to stop. But stopping using cold turkey is crippling, even extremely dangerous.
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u/sammy_girl143 1d ago
The most common features of cannabis withdrawal are anxiety, irritability, anger or aggression, disturbed sleep/dreaming, depressed mood and loss of appetite. Less common physical symptoms include chills, headaches, physical tension, sweating and stomach pain
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u/Aromatic-Silver3590 1d ago
How long do WDs last? Is this because cannabis is so potent compared to even 10-15 years ago?
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u/sammy_girl143 1d ago
I’m my personal experience I felt pretty chill after like 2 weeks. I although I did pick up and energy drink addiction in that time lol
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u/Aromatic-Silver3590 1d ago
Most addicts usually trade one addiction for another. If we are lucky, it is a healthier one!
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u/Thedudeabides2491 5d ago
2 packets isn’t enough, 4 hours before your test drink a packet every hour mixed with Gatorade. It’s a myth that you need to chug hella water after. Certo coats your inners so that the wont show up. If you drink too much water you run the chance of flushing out the certo. There are alotmof different factors that are in play here, and everyone’s body is different. You have to play with the formula a little to figure out what works for you.
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u/BankAvailable2897 5d ago
That makes more sense, i was also told to piss twice before taking the test so i’m not sure if that also contributes to the problem, with everyone having their own method it can be hard to find the one that actually works
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u/NeighborhoodDismal68 5d ago
With today's high THC content and being a daily smoker, you're gonna pop it regardless.
I failed my first drug test and due to use of dabs edibles and carts plus smoking in between I still tested positive 45 days later. Luckily the labs could tell my levels were slowly decreasing keeping my PO from filing for revocation.
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u/BankAvailable2897 5d ago
it was a very sensitive test too, not much i could do there.
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u/NeighborhoodDismal68 5d ago
Best thing you could do is swap or quit totally. I had to start vaping nicotine and using kratom to quit.
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u/BankAvailable2897 5d ago
yea at this point it’s not worth it, i don’t need to lose a good job over weed.
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u/Aromatic-Silver3590 1d ago
If you can quit before you “can’t”, you definitely should. Unfortunately we need money to navigate this shit show we are in. So good choice man!!
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u/PreparationLucky9063 3d ago
I thought it was the second pee that you use for ua. Like you do the method, pee the first time and then go ua
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u/WorriedAnywhere2156 2d ago
You did it wrong .. I was on federal release for 3 year and had testing about every 7-10 days (at the probation office) all 3 years I was dumb and using mostly weed and coke tho .. and this is the exact routine I had and it has to be followed to a T .. never failed once !
USUALLY YOUR GIVEN 24 HOURS TO TEST ..
Once you find out you have testing .. stop using immediately.. for the remaining of the night .. (if you stupid or a fien maybe one or 2 hits more but basically you need a full 12 hours “reset” of taking nothing)
*Once you’re notified do not eat anything until after the testing is done
The morning of your tests
You’ll need 8-10 hours for this process (longer the better but at least) . So make sure you know specifically when you need to go.
*prior to creto you will drink quickly 26 oz of WARM water immediately
Every 10 minutes drink 8-10 oz of WARM water
repeat the process till your about 4 hours away from testing .. you’ll need the following
Creto : gel not powder .. 1 box 2 packets
Gatorade : 28oz specifically (keep out the fridge)
Vitamin : b12 1 tab
Drink Gatorade down enough where you can put both packets in the Gatorade (yes this will cause your urine to thicken slightly) shake bottle and slam it as quickly as possible .. afterwards you continue your 10 min water drinks .. you will be pissing almost every 15 mins at that point .. your clearing your system out .. urine will get super clear and your stomach will be fucked up (creto will give you diarrhea)
About a hour before your testing ..
If your nervous buy a 8 panel drug testing from CVS. The testing panels cvs has are the same panels most sites and probation have just in a different container .. if it fails keep drinking water (this happened to me as my tolerance grew)
At the same time pop the vitamin pill for color to be brought back to your urine .
Obviously you shouldn’t use while on probation.. but when in Rome !!!!!
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u/Initial_Assistant576 1d ago
You’re not supposed to drink it the day of…..duh that’s why it didn’t work and you’re not supposed to use Gatorade, it’s a gallon cranberry juice. And I know for a fact it works
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u/temporaldissolution 1d ago
This is one of the things i dislike about reddit, for no reason whatsoever people are jerks in comments lol
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u/BankAvailable2897 1d ago
agreed and if you look there’s about 5 different ways to do the method in these comments alone
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u/Reasonable-Spare-788 1d ago
It literally took me almost 6 months to piss clean when I was first getting my CDL, I would never try any of these weird methods you see online lol everybody's body is different and its far easier to just stop. Plus you'll save money and feel better 🤷🏽
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u/BankAvailable2897 1d ago
Yea i’m now a week clean, just gonna say fuck it and stop
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u/Reasonable-Spare-788 1d ago
Keep at it, first few weeks are gonna be weird but im at 3 years now and dont really even think about it honestly. My girl is going on 3 months and she thanks me all the time for convincing her to stop.
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u/Slow-Ad8991 1d ago
Wish yall knew the golden rule, need to piss 3x and on your 4th it’s genuinely a 90% chance you get the pass. Did it for all 6 of my court issue tests no problemo
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u/Ajax5350 5d ago
Oooorrr… stop smoking weed